hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
True story !
Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who is nice to me
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
well too late for me
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
actual picture of me goin to school in the morning
In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.
How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
Hey, I'm Dana|
I love cupcakes, cute creations of all sorts, absolute MICHAEL JACKSON fan, and chocolate, especially chocolate, being on tumblr has increased my love of interior design, MADEA... omg ... anime movies only by hayao miyazaki ,
and yea..i post a variety of stuffems, so enjoy:)